Being Born A Meru

There is no other privilege would one get in life rather than being born a meru.Firstly its the only place one is born twice.well the first birth is maternal and the is other one is by knife.knifically speaking that knife birth is left for men only since all women got computerized leaving us all men wondering if there is something of lack in them.Amazingly recherch shows that Nebuchadnezzar was a merian or from yemen he chewed grass and later on khat.Basically speaking i think high "tempers thing" make him less vulnerable to very many karanjas and wanjiku in the world and thats how there has been a monopoly over decades in Khat industry.Then only business that has not been attempted by njuguna species.Thanks to the "cutting myth" but yes people hands are chopped off least be warned.Ever heard of this guys who would be paid to do it as in "a professional hand chopper" at a small fee.Stereotypes will never lack in any system.Thats why being a Kenyan the rest of the world will always see you as the most corrupt person in the universe but what would one say to a nation that can produce the world best obviously the worst has to exist inorder to balance the equation.